Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta hai
Par phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai
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Zara si jindgi h,Arman bahut hai.Humdrd nahi koi,Insaan bahut hai.Dil ke dard sunaye to kisko,Jo dil ke karib hai,Wo anjaan bahut hai.
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Wo bhul gaye ki unhe hasaya kisne tha,
Jab wo ruthe the [...]

A boy ‘propose’ a sexy girl.
Boy:-I Love U
Girl:-Tumne mere me kya dekh liya jo muje propse kar rhe ho?
Boy:- Sab kuch dekhne k liye hi to propose kar raha hu..
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India now ruled by..
Amma in South
Didi in East
Bhenji in North
Aunty in the Capital
Madam in Center
Nani on top (the president)
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And yet people say.. It’s a Man’s [...]

Wife:Shaadi se pehle to tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the ab kyu nahi dete?Hsbnd:Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai kya!!
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Naadani ki hadd hai jara dekho to unhe
Mujhe kho kar wo mere jaisa dhoondh rahe hai
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Muqablay Ki Zid rahi Tu Aao Muqabla Kar Lain .. “dushman”
Hum Nay Kayi Bar [...]